Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

I hate your face

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(248): View more from Michigan

are we going to glenview for practice??

(847): View more from Illinois

(3 hrs later) aids

(248): View more from Michigan

where r u? what is story? im way too high right now

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(757): View more from Virginia

I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Hey man your outta milk

(541): View more from Oregon

How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!

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(302): View more from Delaware

this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"

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(719): View more from Colorado

She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.

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(408): View more from California

After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life

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(214): View more from Texas

Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"

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