I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?