so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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