I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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