So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Help. Why am I so naked?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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