I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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