I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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