READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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