Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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