He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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