This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
