we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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