He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
what day is it and did you see me today?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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