remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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