on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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