I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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