I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Randomize