Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You should frame my arrest warrant.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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