I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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