There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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