So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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