whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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