Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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