I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
And then he peed in my hair
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