walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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