I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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