you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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