So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
how does that bad decision feel?
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