i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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