Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
