she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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