He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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