Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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