"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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