Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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