You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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