i think my mom watched the whole time
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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