whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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