It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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