Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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