after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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