Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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