remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize