nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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