Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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