On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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