I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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