sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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