Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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