this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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