I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you never un-have a 4some
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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