That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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