Already got asked if we're dating
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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