i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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