I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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